captclockwork:

sociolab:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natibus - seize the ass

#no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe natem’ #and that has been a brief latin nerd post about butt(s)

but I want to seize all the butts

(via laurenjolras-deactivated2013021)

Source: caffeineandcartridges