Jerry's Odd Corner of the Internet

thedailymeme:

Philosoraptor

thedailymeme:

Happy New Year

thedailymeme:

Vladislav?

archiemcphee:

Australian artist Chris Calver sculpted this incredibly awesome bust of Tard the Grumpy Cat and titled it Grumpy Portrait.

I took a sculpture class this semester, and holy fuck, this must have been so hard.

(via wilwheaton)

Found in the men’s room on my college campus.

thedailymeme:

OK, that’s enough

thedailymeme:

Any other capitalist americas?

When I was a kid, I slept on my arm and woke up in the middle of the night to a noodle arm. I freaked the hell out, and flailed my arm around (by shaking my torso) and ended up looking like Kermit the frog on speed. It’s funny now, but when it was happening I legitimately thought that I’d have a dead arm for the rest of my life.

thedailymeme:

A friend randomly said this the other night after sitting quietly for almost an hour

PARTYBOOB

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.” What’s all the screaming about in there?” he yells. “You’re scaring my customers !” “I’m just sitting here on the toilet,” slurs the drunk, “and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts.” The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, “You idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket !”