Jerry's Odd Corner of the Internet

I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

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rosalindgypsy:

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justatorturedartist:

Alessandra: The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth! Beautiful, breath taking, gorgeous.

Hana: Irresistible. Insanly beautiful. The cats meow. Comes from the word HELLARIOUS. She makes you laugh.

I wish I were Hana. That would be great.

Kira
1. Female name of Celtic origins, meaning “dark lady”. 
2. God. 
3. The absolute coolest person ever.

Kira is God. DAMN SPIFFY BITCH!

1.Jeremy

 A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for “perfect”.We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.amazing blessed cunning exceptional flawless. 
Wow….that’s really accurate. :)

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Even if it’s something you’re not going to do, or is not physically possible. It makes me want to go the opposite direction simply to piss you off.

Don’t fucking threaten me into doing shit, it won’t work.

I get why the four-year-old does it, he’s a kid and doesn’t realize that I’m listening to music. But if you’re not a kid and you get that I’m listening to music whilst I do the dishes, leave me alone. No, your “funny story” does not interest me. I’ll say “That’s nice” or something to pacify you, but for fuck’s sake, shut up. I simply don’t care.

The one thing I do not, and will not ever tolerate, is bigotry. If you are bigoted towards a group of people, don’t be surprised when I treat you like the asshole you are. Also, trying to “call me out” on treating you like the bigoted moron you are when I tell you not to judge others? Yeah, that’s not going to work. You didn’t “show me” anything, other than your complete lack of comprehension. Okay now, bye-bye then! :D

powerpussysays:

[Image description: purple and black alternating diamond pattern in background. At the center is a pissed-off grey and white cat. Top text: “Sexism:” Bottom text: “Damaging to all genders”]

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temporaryxinsanity:

A quick rant on why your appearance has nothing to do with why you’re single.

Just wanted to reblog this again (:

I love you, and I love the way you put this. =]

reblogging for truth and beauty, inside and out.

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