Jerry's Odd Corner of the Internet

Funny story. When I was about 13, I saw people using the <3 symbol in chatrooms and such. I thought it was meant to symbolize someone bending over for sex. Then again, my original aol screenname was NibbleMyPlums. People kept thinking I was a girl though, so I changed it. Good times. 

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I just saw someone who I very much dislike as a person, and have not seen for a few years, and he is out of shape now. He doesn’t seem to be taking good care of himself. I felt a bit better about myself, because I’ve stayed around the same weight. Again, it’s petty and I feel a bit dickish, but c’est la vie, non?

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I’ve come up with Wholigan, as in hooligan. I am pleased with this. I will now refer to myself as a Wholigan, and anyone else who wants to do so is more than welcome. :)

Looking back, that sounds like an awful nickname. Bad Jeremy-from-the-past!

I was walking to the bus stop to head to my college campus for a midterm I had to take today when I came across a pickup truck that had a vanity plate on the front. It read “American by birth, Southern by the grace of God!” and hanging from the rear-view mirror was a miniature noose. I shit you not. Now tell me how this is a post-racist America again?

Does anyone else get offended by someone’s presence, even though they’ve done nothing really wrong?

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If I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to be weird around you. If I’m not comfortable around you, I’m going to be polite and imitate being normal around you. I will probably fail at my imitation of normality. You have been thusly warned.

Holy crap, dude.

I hate when I start getting depressed. For a naturally optimistic person, becoming sad or depressed is like having your whole world flipped upside-down, and it’s one of the few times I become pessimistic. I don’t even know why I’m writing this at 1:15 in the morning, with the only source of light being that of my laptop, so that I can barely see the damned keys that I’m typing on. Luckily I have music to help me out. It really is fucking brilliant. I’m listening to an instrumental version of “Africa” by Toto, as covered by the Hackney Colliery Band. It’s a lot jumpier and has a nice brass section to it. It almost has the feeling of Ska music, which I always found to be agreeable to my ears. I know this doesn’t make sense, and it’s all over the place, but I don’t care at the moment. Oh, one thing I’ve noticed that happens when I’m upset, sad, or depressed is that I get a lot meaner. I also become very impatient and rude. What I hate though is that tightening in my throat, like you have a lump in your throat that won’t go away. It pisses me off even more because on top of being sad, my neck also just hurts….fucking prick of a neck. What does seem to help is switching playlists on stereomood to different moods. That seems to bring me up out of it, if only just a bit. Do you know what? I think I’m gonna post this. I figure I might as well. I don’t post enough of me just saying shit. Oh my God, my girlfriend makes puns every time I say the word shit or poop or anything like that. They are terrible jokes and I want them to stop. I have told her so, but she laughed and now I think she intends to do them more. This is what I get for dating people that are like me. I think that’s about all I have in me for now. Yeah, that’s gonna just about do it. Peace.

• Question: I would be all kinds of cool with polyamory if I could find partners/squishes that were open to it as well. - kidquip
• Answer:

  I love me an honest answer. :)

He has a certain growl and timbre to his voice that is just fucking sexy. UNF

That is all.