Jerry's Odd Corner of the Internet

• Me: Honey...I'm pregnant. :/
• Me: You're the father
• My Girlfriend: Lmao!!!!!
• GF: Abort the fucker
• Me: I'm keeping the baby
• GF: Fuck that. I'll push you down the stairs
• Me: Lol!
• Me: I'm showing mom
• GF: Jeremy! She will hate me
• Me: Hey Nicole...April Fools.
• GF: You are a fucking dick

I consider myself an artist (though I’m not extremely experienced), but I realized today that I am more of a writer than anything. Also I realized that I don’t like writing essays. I’d much rather prefer to do my writing for myself. 

jerry520:

I’ve come up with Wholigan, as in hooligan. I am pleased with this. I will now refer to myself as a Wholigan, and anyone else who wants to do so is more than welcome. :)

Looking back, that sounds like an awful nickname. Bad Jeremy-from-the-past!

Or, you know…..already there. Vacation time, here I come. Fuck yeah. :)

No matter what you celebrate, I hope you get to enjoy it with loved ones. I love you all. :)

I’ve come up with Wholigan, as in hooligan. I am pleased with this. I will now refer to myself as a Wholigan, and anyone else who wants to do so is more than welcome. :)

did-you-kno:

Also free alcohol is provided to the gamblers. All this to ensure you are away from reality, and play more.

(via did-you-kno)