June 2012
More of "Jerry's Scripts Unfit for Children"!
- A. Hey Jeremy, you finally showered. It's about time, you smelly butthole.
- B. Yeah, man. I mean.....what the hell?
- A. Let's just go, man.
- B. Yeah, fuck this guy.
- __________________
- A. Did you know that this guy Jeremy can't even write scripts for kids?
- B. Wow, that's sad.
- A. Yep.
- __________________
Reblog this if you genuinely loved the LOK finale.
Because all I’m seeing is the hate and its making me frustrated.
You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats? →
en.shindanmaker.com
CupcakeGoth: Lv.53 Magical Girl. Special trait: procrastinates as much as possible.
Hey! That’s … surprisingly, wince-inducingly accurate. Dammit. Wait, what do I get if I tell it GothicCharmSchool?
GothicCharmSchool: Lv.98 Nerd. Special trait: can summon flames. #RPG_tter http://en.shindanmaker.com/213880
So I put everything off until the last minute, and then set it on fire. YES.
gothicheart-gothicsoul: Lv.99 Ranger. Special trait: procrastinates as much as possible.
BAHAHAHA!
starsinthegutter: Lv.13 Gunner. Special trait: can shoot lazers.
FUCK YES LASERS
Jerry520: Lv.5 Android. Special trait: can change appearances.
The Proper American Way To Prepare Tea
- Take tea.
- Throw in harbor.
- Let sit.
- Initiate revolution.
lol
And dress up like Native Americans when you have your tea party, so they get the blame!
fantastic gif is fantastic
Good thing I now have a GIF folder labeled “america”
Otherwise I wouldn’t know where to save this
My girlfriend needed help writing some short scripts for kids, and the ones I wrote to practice were pretty awful. I feel like an asshole for finding them funny.
- A. Hi there.
- B. Hi.
- A. Man, I suck at writing scripts for children.
- B. I know, it's kind of sad.
- ~Scene~
- A. Hey, you look sad. What's wrong?
- B. My parents are getting a divorce, and I feel like it's all my fault.
- A. Oh wow. That sucks, dude. I'm sorry to hear that.
- B. Thanks, I appreciate the sentiment.
- ~Scene~
- A. What would you do if you had a magic genie that could grant you one wish?
- B. I'd wish my parents weren't dead.
- A. Wow, man....wow.
- ~Scene~
If I can talk to you and not be judged, reblog this.
OH MY GOD
YOU KNOW HOW MONSTERS INC 2 IS COMING OUT IN 2013
AND HOW WE’LL HAVE WAITED 12 YEARS FOR IT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE CAN SAY
Oh, I’m excited. :D
